Well, we've officially got a third player, so let's get started. Anybody still wants to join in can do so though!
First thing is first. Dreams. Each player character is a happy magical horse, one of the denizens of the magical utopia that is Happiland. Each has a single specific dream that they want to accomplish. These dreams are always unhealthy, self-destructive and otherwise awful. They're usually centered around drugs, sex, booze, or violence in some way. It's important to understand that these concepts are all entirely foreign to Happiland; the rivers here run with chocolate milk, not vodka. This place is a little girl's fantasy dream. Got it?
What this means for you is that your Dreams - in fact, any actions that are outside this milieu - require mechanical assistance to accomplish. We'll get to how in a bit. For now, lets stick with Dreams. What do you pretty, pretty horsies want to do with your lives?